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Two cups of tea on the Kosti-Nf. An educational story

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    Two cups of tea on the Kosti-NF. An educational story.

  Two cups of tea on the Kosti-NF. An educational story.
  
  
  Mr. Wintertund made a cup of delicious tea and took a sip.
  
  At that moment, the first deputy director of the radio station looked in the door. His head appeared in the doorway and disappeared.
  
  There was a call from the boss ' number. But the boss, without waiting for Mr. Wintertund's answer, immediately disconnected.
  
  Mr. Wintertund looked into the computer. What's the latest news?
  
  It doesn't get any easier from hour to hour.
  
  Mr. Wintertund had previously received news about the problems faced by various respectable people, in connection with the new moods among students.
  
  For each action, they looked for a counteraction. And how many things they invented!
  
  And a new surprise! News!
  
  In one of the universities, the deputy minister teaches. They call him the professor there.
  
  The student group decided to act as politely as possible-so as not to upset anyone-and learned French (everybody).
  
  And in the classes of this professor-Deputy minister, students now speak only in French.
  
  For a while, everything was covered up. They are in French. He also found a language to speak. In general, everyone was happy and lived without quarrels.
  
  But today one of the students cracked a joke - he asked the professor-deputy minister in French, whether there is information in the Paris archives about the value of land in Moscow in 1812?
  
  Everyone except the professor began to laugh. And someone posted this joke on the Internet.
  
  "Bloggers! It's not a good information! " - Mr. Wintertund was angry.
  
  Now it's necessary to react.
  
  Mr. Wintertund immediately sent a Mrs. Quicktalker to the appropriate university.
  
  The Mrs. Quicktalker arrived at the university, went to the appropriate group, then called, warned that she had attended one of the classes of the French-speaking group with the participation of the professor and did not understand anything. She studied English at school.
  
  However, after the call, she walked through the corridors of the university and made a radio report about the internal repairs (recently made), about the computer support (new computers were purchased) and about the students ' opinion about the pension reform.
  
  Stability is guaranteed!
  
  While the Mrs. Quicktalker was ringing, while her radio report was going on, while she was driving back to her native radio station, Mr. Wintertund finished his cup of tea.
  
  And now the Mrs. Quicktalker has returned. She reproduced the communication between the students and the professor (she recorded everything! well done!).
  
  Mr. Wintertund listened to the recording and did not understand anything. He studied German at school.
  
  Mrs. Quicktalker went to her department.
  
  And Mr. Wintertund, singing the song "Katyusha went out ashore", made himself a second cup of tea. Instead of Katyusha, Agafya tried to climb into his head, but Mr. Wintertund didn't give up.
  
  He sipped his tea ... There were no signals from the boss, the first deputy, or the mysterious phone.
  
  Mr. Wintertund dialed the number of the survey department and gave instructions: "Run a survey among radio listeners! Do bloggers need a license? Should bloggers write their posts only in Chinese?'
  
  He can safely drink a second cup... And he will wait for the signals... At the same time, it's necessary to prepare an application for a license for a third cup of tea...
  
  
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  February 19, 2021, 18: 46
  
  
  Translation from Russian into English: February 19, 2021 19:51.
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Две чашки чая на Кости-NF. Образовательная история'.
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