Аннотация: The march of clowns and the distribution of ice cream before the holiday on March 8 on Kosti-NF. A story.
The march of clowns and the distribution of ice cream before the holiday on March 8 on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund went into a large hall - one of the premises of his native radio station. A stage had already been set up here, and employees of the initiative and creative group Kosti-NF were seated nearby in comfortable chairs.
It was necessary to inspect a new creative form: "media burlesque".
Two older men with serious faces stepped onto the stage. These were the participants of the show (of media burlesque).
They had beautiful jackets, on the jackets - sparkling badges of various shapes. They had beautiful Belgian boots a la colonel.
These actors began to march in "a running in a same place" style. Questions from the radio listeners were heard from the loudspeakers above their heads.
Everything that happened in the studio was broadcast on the radio and on the Internet (the so-called "stream").
By themselves, the questions of radio listeners did not represent anything interesting. "Why?" "When?" "Who are they?".
The main innovation in this show was the gradual change in the appearance of the participants.
The producers divided (according a logic) the appearance of the participants into details: 'shoes', 'outerwear details', 'make-up' and so on.
Further, the duration of the program was taken into account: two periods of 25 minutes each with a 5-minute break in the middle.
The task was to gradually, evenly along a time flow, change detail after detail, gradually change the appearance.
To some extent it was interesting.
The participants of the program gradually turned out to be dressed in a clown vests and in a wide striped trousers.
And at some point, the "a la colonel shoes" were quietly replaced with clown slippers.
Participants turned out to be dressed in clown caps on their heads.
Tears spilled from long eyelashes.
The climax was reserved by the producers for the middle of the show.
Out of the speakerphones (above the heads of the participants), one of the female radio listeners asked them to take into account the seriousness of the historical moment and behave more respectably.
The participants of the show demanded an explanation from the woman: what is their lack of respectability? Apparently, they hoped that she would switch to characterizing their clothes. And what's wrong with wide striped trousers, clown shoes and caps?
Then the woman was disconnected from the studio, and the participants glued to her the word 'aunty' and went on with their reprises.
Finally, the transfer came to an end.
To the sounds of a circus march, the clowns left the stage.
Those present in the hall looked inquiringly at Mr. Wintertund.
What will he say?
The conservatism pushed Mr. Wintertund to caution. But new conditions require new forms.
- It seems to me that somersaults require additional training, - Mr. Wintertund said carefully. - Broadcast on the air a few experimental episodes. Information-analytical department will execute analysis of the reaction of listeners and viewers and will present generalizing materials to the management of the radio station.
He got up and was about to go to his office-room, but the head of the initiative and creative group asked him to stay for another 10 minutes.
Another new project.
The actor, disguised as Senya, gathered the residents of a multi-storey apartment building and the kids in the yard. This character told the audience about the history of International Women's Day. The inhabitants of Ancient Rome and Rosa Luxembourg were mentioned.
However, packages of ice cream emerged from the boxes and were handed to the kids. Slight confusion (the distribution of ice cream was preceded by a story not about International Children's Day, but about International Women's Day) was replaced by a burst of applause.
However, the artists limited themselves to distributing ice cream among the kids, and they did not think about the spectators sitting next to the stage.
Mr. Wintertund felt annoyed.
First, the script writers deceived him a bit. He was already hoping to get a bouquet of fresh flowers. And it would not be bad to create a festive atmosphere before March 8th.
Secondly, they could give (offer) ice cream to him too - just out of politeness. (Moreover, the expenses are at the expense of the radio station. This is a trifle ... But ...).
- A good performance. We will discuss the details later, - Mr. Wintertund said and decided to remember the old days: visit an ice cream parlor, eat ice cream and drink a cup of coffee.
'The historical situation is serious. When else would I visit an ice cream parlor? Yes, and I need to reflect on creative problems in a calm environment.
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Translation from Russian into English: March 6, 2022 15:42.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Марш клоунов и раздача мороженого перед праздником 8 Марта на Кости-NF. Рассказ'.
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