Аннотация: The correct name of the cutlet department of the culinary school from the Ruzsky region. On Kosti-NF. A story-scenario.
The correct name of the cutlet department of the culinary school from the Ruzsky region. On Kosti-NF. A story-scenario.
The office-room of the second Deputy General director of the radio station.
Mr. Wintertund settled himself comfortably in an armchair.
The question is important.
Mr. Wintertund attentively looks at Mrs. Quicktalker. She informs him about the problem that has arisen:
- A culinary school from the Ruza region participates in international swimming competitions in the Barents Sea. They will swim (in forward crawl style) from Murmansk up to Svalbard.
- The front crawl stroke? They will swimming in trunks?
- Any style. In bathing suits.
- So...
- Our radiostation "Kosti-NF" give information about this culinary school.
- It's wonderful. Right.
- At first, when their team walked on foot to Murmansk, we focused on a group of energetic guys from the culinary school. But the jokes started on the Internet. "Third Tennis Tournament of Energetic Guys!"
- They are confusing our population... Villains from the Internet ...
- The team got stuck in the march - problems with the supply of sweets came to light. Public support was needed to restore the supply of cakes. We began to use the name "Our native culinary school from the Ruza region."
- It doesn't sound bad... Our people from the Ruza region will quickly collect the candies and cakes and send all this to the swimmers.
- The villains began to write that the guys from the Ruzsky district were sent to Murmansk to participate in competitions in swimming across the Barents Sea, and the girls and boys from the side dishes and scrambled eggs department remained in place and enjoy life.
- They heat up a situation! They try to create a situation of opposition, of contrast! The villains! Jerome K. Jerome sends them to us. Three Men in a Boat (To Say Nothing of the Dog).
- Yes. I have an idea. What if we remember that the cutlet department was organized forty years ago, and in honor of this anniversary, write down three congratulations. Two - from motivators. They are related to the financing of competitions. They are very interested. Another one congratulation - from the modern head of the cutlet department.
- Who is this?
- Kostya Pupkin.
- And what will they say in their congratulations?
- They will remember the glorious history: how participants prepared meat for cutlets, how they fried it, how they ate it and gave to others.
- Did many people eat?
- Okey ... That's not the point ... The main thing now is to switch attention to history, to making cutlets. To forget for a while about the energetic guys, about the school from the Ruzsky district. To think about the cutlet's matters - forty years to them.
- And if Gosha Banev will come on the post of Kostya Pupkin? The appoint will take place? Will they dance with tambourines and sing folk songs?
- How it may be, such a thing? Gosha Banev will be appointed instead of Kostya Pupkin? Pupkin - he remembers the history, as well he speaks with congratulations on the occasion of the anniversary of the cutlet department?
- Yes, anything is possible. They will take and will appoint.
- So? What we have to do? To buy tambourines and to wave them in front of the microphones? Let them ring.
- As you wish... We have to be active... Otherwise, our radio station's funding will be reduced...
- I'm going to organize the purchase of tambourines and teaching folk dances.
- You may go.
Mrs. Quicktalker left the office.
Mr. Wintertund poured the Diplomatic Ceylon Tea into a cup:
- Svalbard... It sounds mysteriously... I'll probably, nevertheless, go to Sri Lanka... [A complition of a performance]
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Translation from Russian into English: June 2, 2023 14:09
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