Аннотация: MMMCCCXXXIV. Pigs, order, perestroika. A fantastic political story. - August 5, 2023.
Pigs, order, perestroika. A fantastic political story.
A Resort Krai. The agricultural district. A growing of crops and of a livestock.
A summer (or autumn). A hot afternoon.
A shady forest belt. Several cars are coming up to a convenient meadow. Almost all of them are trucks, but there is also a one passenger car.
A tablecloth is spread out on the meadow. A healthy food: fruits, vegetables. There is also a meat. A grape juice. Some dry wine.
One of the meeting participants raises a glass:
- Let's drink to a good harvest!
Those gathered clink glasses. They drink only grape juice.
- Now to our plans. Our pig farm is our main playing card. Big, tall people come to us, to our Resort Krai. A mandatory number of the program - a cooking of a kebabs, a fried meat. Our pigs are very popular. The people are very tall. Even if you will look through a telescope, you still won't see much.
- And what about the recent inspection of our pig farm? What a result?
- The People's Control was "digging". We gave the guys two pigs. Plus a call from above. They drew up an act that there were no violations, that we had an advanced economy, and they left.
- So, we are supposed to receive an order (award)!
- That's about the order, I want to talk to you. According to the results of the harvest, uncle Sasha, uncle Valya and uncle Grisha deserve a bonus (a premium). But the simple premium is not enough for us.
- What do we need?
- We need our own man in the Regional Committee of our Resort Krai!
A silence hung over the meadow for a moment.
Finally, the person who came up with this idea continued:
- Our Misha, assistant combine operator, he is going to enter the Agricultural Institute. He will receive a diploma, and whom can he become? A farm director? Why do we need a farm director?
All smile and chuckle.
- So here it is. Let him go to Moscow, enter Moscow University! He will be engaged in Komsomol work at Moscow State University. We are here, through a tall persons, through our pigs, we will help him. When he he will return, he will become an employee of the Regional Committee. With an order, with a Moscow education, with the experience in a Komsomol work. With our pigs!
- Will he pull his studies in Moscow? He's the our country boy! He knows how to grow apples, he knows how to start a harvester ...
- We will not plan him as a specialist, but as a party worker. So he doesn't need to know much. It's not a launching of rockets into a space...
- Maybe he will marry a Muscovite, or some literate woman ...
- May be. What's the difference to us? If his wife will help him in hes studies, then let she will help.
- So how can we to settle him to Moscow University?
- We will push uncle Sasha, uncle Valya and uncle Grisha aside (we will give them a sums of money in other way), and will write down all their results on Misha. Misha receives an order (award) for a shock work. With the order, he will be admitted to Moscow University without any problems.
- It's well thought out!
- That's right, Misha needs an order! Others - let they move away. The order - to give it to Misha. And these - let them wait. We will give them money somehow differently!
- If the order is in the perspective, then give it to Misha, and let him move up!
- Well, let's have a drink!
- For our countryman and our relative in our Regional Committee!
Everyone clinks glasses and drinks the rest of the grape juice.
The cars are moving away.
Approximately seventy-five years later.
The same forest belt.
Old cars are coming up.
On the tablecloth - a modest treat, grape juice and some dry wine.
- To the meeting, old people!
- For a meeting!
They drink only grape juice.
- Somehow badlly ... Kinda sucks...
- What's bad? Not cry, a metalworking is on the rise. The digital ruble is being implemented!
A silence reigns over the meadow for a moment.
- And this forest belt, maybe soon will not be. They say they want to transfer it to nimble people for rent. They will make our Resort Krai even greener. A compensatory tree plantations.
- Yes, thanks to Nikolai Voznesensky, thanks to him, these forest belts were planted. But he did not live long. He didn't get accustomed. He did not fit by his qualities.
- And with our pig farm, we overdid it. We had too many pigs ... Enough for us, and for the Krai, and for the People's control.
- It's okay, old people, hold on. Russia is able to come out of more hard difficulties. We will not remember the Northern War, Sweden and Finland... But let us remember the Time of Troubles... Tsar Boris...
- Come on, for the victory - while there is still this forest belt.
- For a victory!
The old cars are moving away.
On a new black sparkling SUV, a tenant from among the nimble guys drives up to inspect the forest belt.
August 5, 2023 21:34
Translation from Russian into English: August 5, 2023 23:47
Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Свиньи, орден, перестройка. Фантастический политический рассказ '.
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