Аннотация: Humor and Greetings for the vietnamese man on Kosti-NF. A story.
Humor and Greetings for the vietnamese man on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund dialed the phone number of Mrs. Quicktalker:
- Bad news is spreading on the Internet. They say that the great singeress and the famous comedian-parodist went abroad. This gives rise to some doubts in narrow circles ... What can we oppose to this?
- Now organizations that are engaged in import substitution are entitled to state subsidies. We quickly prepared a humorous number - a humorous parody - a product of import substitution (instead of a work of foreign comedian-parodist). It is necessary to forge (to hammer) the local currency while the iron is hot, you yourself know that the events are with the dollar exchange rate ...
- Well, what did you come up with?
- Turn on the broadcast from our hall with the stage.
Mr. Wintertund pressed the corresponding button and felt like he was at a VCaS (at a video conference-assemblage).
Two clowns appeared on the stage. Previously, they were dressed in military jackets and Belgian boots a la colonel. Now they were fully dressed and made up like clowns.
A humorous number began.
Questions were a significant thing. The answers were of no interest, since they fully corresponded to the "party line".
The clowns did somersaults, they let trickles out of their long eyelashes, made off other funny things, then there was a question, after a question, an answer.
To some extent, it was comical.
The first question was this: Were all scientists (who were involved in the development of atomic weapons) caught, сaptured "there"?
The second question: Is it possible to give Hero Stars to all participants in heroic events?
The third question: Will the delivery (from a third country) of effective drones to the enemy be considered crossing the red line, and will these batches of effective drones be destroyed even during the delivery period - we will not tolerate outside help to the opponent?
Mr. Wintertund listened to questions and answers.
His face remained impassive (although inwardly he smiled a couple of times).
Finally, one of the clowns moved from questions to mysterious phrases:
- Say "Hello" to Mongol! - he asked his clown partner.
The clown partner made a mysterious face and said:
- I don't know any Mongol! Recently I spoke with one of the first persons, but he has a European face. I don't know any Mongol!
The humorous number was over.
"And what? Not bad ... ", - Mr. Wintertund appreciated.
Everyone was waiting for the opinion of Mr. Wintertund.
- What if, in addition to the Mongol, say "hello" to the Chinese or the Vietnamese? In general, consult with librettists-coupletists-screenwriters. Make an experimental release and summarize the reaction of listeners and viewers ... Then we'll see ...
He disconnected from the VCaS.
"The comedian-parodist is now probably shaving and laughing ... And the great singeress sings: birds, fly, fly ..."
Mr. Wintertund sighed (but smiled inwardly)...
March 11, 2022 09:50
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Translation from Russian into English: March 11, 2022 03:16.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский "Юмор и Привет для Вьетнамца на Кости-NF. Рассказ".
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