Аннотация: Hamlet in the information holding. A story.
Hamlet in the information holding. A story.
The chief editor of a large media holding looked around the members of the secret editorial council:
- Today I invited Frol Gitis - with his the creative concept - to our meeting. I propose to listen to the distinguished guest!
The glances of those present were directed to Frol.
Gitis stood up:
- Thank you!
He took out a sheet of paper and began to read:
'Shakespeare in a new way.
Elsinore. A platform before the Castle.
Hamlet
My fate cries out
And makes each petty artire in this body
As hardy as the Nemean lion's nerve.
[Ghost beckons.]
Still am I call'd. Unhand me, gentlemen.
By heaven, I'll make a ghost of him that lets me!-
I say, away!
Marcello
Something is rotten in the state of Denmark.
Ophelia
I am in the highest senses and I do not think about money ...
Hamlet
Oh, how I suffer! How painful! As if a hundred and ten million pains were inflicted on me with a sword. And right into the heart.
Polonium
Who dared?! What's the matter!?
Hamlet
I will hand these pains to you!
Laertes.
The chariest maid is prodigal enough
If she unmask her beauty to the moon.
All noble maidens in Denmark have enough florins to buy pins and needles!
Hamlet
Ophelia is in tears! My soul is in anguish! Take on the burden of these tears! Polonius, Horatio! I ask, I beg you you! Sweet depths of science in return will fill my soul with pleasure!
Marcello
Nay, let's follow him.
(Exeunt). "
Gitis finished reading, bowed to the chief editor, examined those present, and returned to his comfortable chair.
All were silent.
- We are not Shakespeares! - The elder of the privy editorial council said.
Everyone nodded their heads approvingly: "He knows!"
The head of the department of traditions of the information holding got up:
- We have prepared for release a series of Peskov's classic stories about Agafya Lykova and two thousand versions of the incident at the Dyatlov pass!
- It's too early for us to leave the stage, - The elder of the privy editorial council commented on the words of the head of the department.
Everyone looked at the elder approvingly.
- So it's decided! - the chief editor announced. - As I predicted, we are broadcasting materials previously prepared by the tradition department (about Agafya and about the Dyatlov pass). Our gratitude to Frol Gitis for participating in our meeting today. The very format of our meeting requires that we use this content without mentioning Frol's first and last name.
(Frol nodded his head politely).
- Our meeting is over!
Members of the secret editorial council left the chief editor's office in a secret elevator.
The chief editor looked at the media production accumulated during the day.
He put a package with two syringes and two volumes by Lev Ginzburg in his briefcase and headed for the exit.
"A sweet depths of a literature will fill my immunity with extraordinary stability!"
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February 9, 2021 08:10
Translation from Russian into English: February 9, 2021 15:55.
Владимир Владимирович Залесский 'Гамлет в информационном холдинге. Рассказ'.