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    MMMCCCLXXXVII. Dostoevsky on Kosti-NF. A humorous story. - October 26, 2023.

  Dostoevsky on Kosti-NF. A humorous story.
  
  
  - One of our readers sent to us a letter with a proposal to broadcast something about modern relations between men and women. Mentions Dostoevsky's novel 'Poor People' ['Poor Folk'] as an example. Dostoevsky wrote about contemporary (for him) relationships.
  
  - Yes, such letters sometimes come, - Mr. Wintertund answered with regret. - There are still people who watch little TV, who were raised by more or less decent parents, and who are interested in classical Russian literature. But these are residual phenomena. Someone (of them) will get a call from influential people from the bank with an offer to transfer money to a secure account, someone will receive proper (medical) treatment, someone will learn about the laws of the mountains... Such people don't stay with us for long...
  
  Mr. Wintertund thought for a minute:
  
  - And from where will Dostoevsky appear? What are we here for?! He will write to the 'old' publishing house and will offer his book. (He thinks that the publishing house needs interesting literary works). And they won't answer him. If the 'old' publishing house is suceessful to remain silent (to evade answer), it means they know nothing about his manuscript. And if they don't know anything about his manuscript, then they can freely steal everything. Who can prove what?
  
  - There is the option: to publish literary work online. There are many online bookstores. Dostoevsky writes a novel, goes to the website. He gives his manuscript a marketable appearance. They give him an ISBN - and go ahead: open your pocket, fill it with money! - Mrs. Quicktalker objected enthusiastically to Mr. Wintertund.
  
  - How many buyers bought Dostoevsky's intellectual product?
  
  - What do you mean: 'how much'? - Mrs. Quicktalker didn't understand.
  
  - How many people and how much money will pay for Dostoevsky's e-books?
  
  - So he will find out on the website, all the information will be posted there.
  
  - So he will eat, will consume this information, - Mr. Wintertund smiled. - Of course, there are 'Happy People'. But Dostoevsky did not write about them.
  
  - If the head doctor of one of the Moscow hospitals for the poor, Fyodor's father, left Fyodor an inheritance? Fyodor resigns from the army, writes the novel 'Poor People', takes money, writes to the St. Petersburg publishing house: publish my novel at my expense?
  
  - Well, we have our secrets for such options, too. And through an agreement we can shake his nerves, and through the cost calculations and through the quality of paper (or printing) ... Dostoevsky will be writing ... but not novels ...
  
  - What should we make a literary or cultural radio program about? A new film is coming out with Anna Migalkova. Maybe we should invite Frol Gitis to organize an interview?
  
  Mr. Wintertund winced:
  
  - Now is not the right time... Look at these guys from the Brigade - who are doing what. They all are busy. Inspect situation, choose a topic...
  
  - Great idea, boss! I'll go to find out who is involved in which cultural project!
  
  The door to the office closed behind Mrs. Quicktalker. Mr. Wintertund looked at the door: 'D-d-d-d-d-ostoevsky...'.
  
  
  October 26, 2023 11:03
  
  
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  Translation from Russian into English: October 26, 2023 12:47
  Владимир Владимирович Залесский ' Достоевский на Кости-NF. Юмористический рассказ '.
  
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