Аннотация: MMMCCCXСII. Bedbugs. A humorous story for children about Seryozha. - November 9, 2023.
Bedbugs. A humorous story for children about Seryozha.
Seryozha was looking forward to the news of his appointment as International Sports Inspector (for Africa).
However, the long-awaited news did not come (so far).
"This is understandable," Seryozha reassured himself, "complex processes are taking place in Africa. Great international and diplomatic efforts are required, and all competent people are busy with other things..."
"Why me not find a use for myself in the scientific field? Mega-grants are now being allocated for a science. In the field of science, it doesn"t matter how this or that official treats you. The main thing is creative abilities!"
Everywhere they talk about bedbugs. So Seryozha decided to study bedbugs. Moreover, scientists have put forward the version that modern bedbugs have acquired new qualities. To study these new qualities, the scientific world is going to organize the bedbug competitions. It is very interesting!
Seryozha immediately began to apply for a visa to Scienceland.
There, in Scienceland, he will be able to gain the latest scientific knowledge about bedbugs and to watch the most modern scientific experiments: competitions between bedbugs.
After that, he will return to his native country, continue his research and receive a mega-grant. And this is a lot of money!
Seryozha paid about fifty thousand rubles (while applying a visa to Scienceland) and began to impatiently wait for the visa to be issued.
However, after gathering more information, he learned that he should not rush or worry.
The queue for those wishing to obtain a visa is formed from those selected by a special program (Internet bot), Seryozha"s name is properly posted on the Internet. So far, the Internet bot has not chosen Seryozha's name (to include in the queue).
"And this is even good," Seryozha thought, "while the case of issuing me a visa is being decided, the number of bedbugs will decrease or they will disappear. Thus, I will visit museums, art galleries, architectural monuments, bookstores... In museums I will examine archaeological artifacts , found by Heinrich Schliemann. His finds were distributed to different museums...".
"... Mega-grants will not disappear anywhere. If there will be no bedbugs, I will be interested in other topics..."
November 9, 2023 12:47
Translation from Russian into English: November 9, 2023 13:39
Владимир Владимирович Залесский " Клопы. Юмористический рассказ для детей о Серёже ".
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