Аннотация: Aesop and Kutuzov on Kosti-NF. A story.
Aesop and Kutuzov on Kosti-NF. A story.
Mr. Wintertund looked through a folder with materials prepared by the department of radio plays.
"Three ministers"... "Work on the topic... Let's see at results..."
Ivan Andreevich Krylov. "Quartet"...
Mr. Wintertund's face began to turn purple...
He grabbed the phone, dialed a number and shouted:
- Who came up with all this? A supporter of Stepan ? Ben... Ban... Vlasovets? What kind of idiocy is this: 'And you, friends, no matter how you sit down,
All you are not good as a musicians'!
[Your changing seats, or places, or positions
Will not help you, my friends, become musicians
Translation by Olga Dumer]
Someone on the other end of the connection tried to answer, but Mr. Wintertund did not want to listen.
- What do you want - to drive to dushmans? That is, them how to name ... Decolonization! ... Depauperization! ... This is contrary to human nature! I can arrange an interesting trip for you! You will dig trenches!
The interlocutor tried to justify himself. But Mr. Wintertund did not want to listen to anything:
- Do you want to be included in the list of Krylovites?
The interlocutor mumbled something embarrassed.
- You will earn a lifetime ban on entering the civil service and work in the media! With Alla you will be on the same list!
The interlocutor did not know what to answer.
- Take a rest in the Upper Lars, calm down, come to your senses - breathe in the mountain air for several days! When you restore the ability to think correctly - come back ...
Mr. Wintertund hung up. "Where are the pills?"...
"Everywhere these ... navodchiki (people-pointers of potential targets) ... contractors, fans of contracts ..." ... "Krylovtsy ..." "Aesopovtsy ..."
Mr. Wintertund abruptly got up from his chair, left the office and headed down the corridor to the conference room.
- Urgent meeting! Gather all employees!
Ten minutes later he tapped his pen on the table. There was silence.
- Let's present the situation correctly - for audience! If we say today that a small businessman picked up an anti-hammer and began to master it, then we will not be understood. The antennas are pointed at an acute angle to the satellites! They will remember the airport that was transferred back and forth, they will remember financial transactions - how much money was pumped from the state treasury, but bankruptcy still occurred. They gave him the next rank, they appointed at position... But in the end, the question is: who is to blame?
People in the hall sighed and nodded their heads as if in agreement.
- We need something inspiring! Somebody who able to inspiring!
- Vasilevsky! - someone in the hall guessed.
- Well no! - Mr. Wintertund annoyedly dismissed. - What Vasilevsky, what Rokossovsky! Who benefits from the incident with the gas pipeline - this must be understood!
- Kutuzov! Mikhail Illarionovich! Commander-in-Chief! There was no gas back then!
There was silence in the hall for a second.
The collective brain of the radio station employees was busy with processing the information.
- Any other ideas? Maybe Dmitry Donskoy? Ivan III (The Great Stand on the Ugra River)? Potemkin? Suvorov (Crim and Rym, the capture of Warsaw)? - Mr. Wintertund tried not to rush, to be careful.
- Kutuzov! Kutuzov! - a collective opinion was heard from the hall.
- Think! Reflect! Analize! - Mr. Wintertund instructed the team. - I ask the Information Innovation Department to immediately prepare proposals! I declare the meeting ended.
Mr. Wintertund was returning to his office-room. 'The famous historian from St. Petersburg entered the conflict that ruined him when he gave an interview where he undertook to defend Kutuzov, to defend scientific ideas about the Patriotic War of 1812 ... Maybe the historian should be amnestied and sent in a personal railway wagon - like academician Tarle - to give lectures about Kutuzov - to raise the patriotic spirit?" 'We need to instruct the information innovation department to work on this issue ... This ... blogger that interviewed the historian is at our hand. Let he publish an idea when he's on the air. Let's see how the audience will react ... ". 'During the historical reconstructions, he portrayed Napoleon, but now everyone is needed ... all, who has experience ...'.
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Translation from Russian into English: October 3, 2022 11:37.
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