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Two nights with Ficci

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    Hare Ficci fights for the environment.

  In the forest, somewhere near Novgorod, there is an ecological disaster: bears are looking for bottles in the grass, hares are running away from falling cigarettes. One day the hares got together to solve this problem, to make plans for the future: how to make people clean up the rubbish. One hare, Ficci, got fed up with it and said to his partners:
   -My patience is wearing thin! Revenge on ugly people! Revenge on vandals, poachers! Let everyone know that they live in the forest!
   -What are you going to do? - said Crolli the Hare. How will you take revenge, Ficci?
   -They're polluting us, they're polluting themselves!
   Ficci took a lot of cigarette butts and banana peels, got into the rucksack of some smoker, waited until he came home, got out and scattered rubbish all over the smoker's house and went into the forest.
   Ficha did this stunt three times, and then poachers tried to kill Ficci. At night Ficci hid in a shopping centre in Novgorod. That night the guard Sergei Ivanovich Medvedev came on shift. Ficci saw many posters in this shopping centre, like: "Let's protect nature together! Call +1-***-***!", which worked the other way round because it was a nightmare in the forests. From the CCTV cameras Sergei Ivanovich saw Ficci and thought it was a spy gizmo, but then thought it was a hallucination due to lack of sleep. When Sergei Ivanovich went to get coffee, he saw Ficci and tried to stun him with his fist, but everything passed the quick hare. Ficci sat in a hole in the floor until morning. At noon people began to gather in the shopping centre. Ficci could have been trampled several times. At night Sergei Ivanovich came with a shotgun. Sergei Ivanovich saw Ficci and pointed the shotgun at him, but forgot to remove the safety. Ficci ran away to the far side of the shopping centre. Sergei Ivanovich tried to find Ficci for another ten minutes, but then he went into his office and started smoking. In the toilet, Ficci took a drop of water into his mouth and put out Sergei Ivanovich's cigarette in the security office. Sergei Ivanovich yelled:
   -HARE, WHOEVER YOU ARE, KNOW THAT I WILL FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU! Suddenly Sergei Ivanovich saw Ficci on the chandelier. Ficci ran away. Sergei Ivanovich chased after Ficci with a shotgun! There were bullets right behind Ficci's feet, but they didn't hit Ficci. Ficci left the shopping centre through the revolving doors and took revenge on the scavengers in the forest many more times.
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