When is the best time to get married?
Well, not from the first pass.

Where and when can happiness be found?
It is everywhere and always, but it immediately slips away everywhere and always.

What happens after death?
Nothing already, but this is nothing - you just have to wait a little.

And yet, will communism ever come?
He stepped on all of you long ago so, that you long ago ceded.

What is the best way to avoid trouble?
To looking for persistently only pleasant thing in everything.

Is it possible to quickly escape from oneself?
The easiest way is to quickly to go for vodka...

What to do if there are very few brains left?
It's not a problem. They will be replaced by the nervous system.

How to remove all fools from power?
It will not work, because even smart people in power turn into fools.