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24 There would be questions, there will be answers

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  Is it possible to do without a watch?
  Easily. The exact time will be told or shown over the phone, but an inexact time can always be determined inexactly.
  
  Why are thoughts different?
  Because we, fools, want first one, then the other.
  
  How should one live in order to die as late as possible?
  It is necessary to be late all the time.
  
  What is the main difference between children and fathers?
  They also look like mothers.
  
  How to quickly fall asleep during the day?
  You need to put a towel over your eyes and imagine yourself on the beach when it"s no longer hot.
  
  Why did people wear tall top hats in the past?
  To show that the mind is such that it cannot fit into the head.
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